Cruzin' at the Pool

Things I've learned so far about landing a hot date.
By Alton Liam

First: Apply Jackie Carr's#1 Rule-Always show up lookn' good. Looking sexy is being sexy.

Next: My Grandma B taught me it is good to show enthusiasm for the things you are passionate about.

Third: Uncle Bruce says, "If you make direct eye contact it shows people you have nothing to hide and you can be trusted.

Mommy says, "When doing tricks it is best to start with something simple like a back float because it is important that whatever you do, you do it with confidence."

My Buddies Brock and Bryce in Salt Lake City showed me to gradually add variables like an occasional back stroke.

Next: Rye taught me that when moving to a new activity it is important to assess the situation carefully.

My Cousin Christy taught me that when you lose yourself in exuberant play you will draw others to you.

Mama says, "Always give a little splash for dramatic effect."

Finally, Ali showed me to close with a wink and a smile-It'll keep em' comin' back for more every time.