Eating Solids

Time for more algebra proofs:

IF: Children who have the flu are placed on the 'B.R.A.T. Diet' of Bananas, Rice, Applesauce & Toast to help them stop having soft stools and vomiting.

THEN: We can deduce these foods are constipating.

IF: Children who are switch from exclusively breast milk to adding some solids often become constipated as their bodies adjust.

THEN: Starting them on a diet of Bananas, Rice, Applesauce & Teething Crackers could effectively stop all bowel movement.

Field Test Results: Alton went 6-days without pooping until the pears, peaches and prunes we switched him to finally kicked in! It is enough to make a parent toss all 'how to books' that are so often full of faulty advice based on tradition instead of sound logic.